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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

25 Fun Things to do in an Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
17. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare at another passenger1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Why is it always me?

So as an apprentice for The Spitfire Grill there are a few things that I have to do. One is i have to go to every performance. At first I thought "Cool! I can finally be in on all of those inside jokes that happen backstage!"
Well just now I was invited to Hollywood Bowl with Monica. Guess what day it is? The same night as a performance. Guess who was going to be there? 2PM, Kim Jong-Kook, The Wonder Girls, and Beast. These are the only ones that I like but there are a lot more!!
I wish that sometimes things would just go right. You know. Like everything just falls right into place the way it is supposed to. That just doesn't seem to happen often enough.
Also my Aunt and Uncle are staying with us. Guess who's room their staying in? Guess what day they're leaving. As far as I know its Monday. AFTER SCHOOL HAS STARTED! I HAVE TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL NOT IN MY OWN ROOM! I DON'T EVER GET READY ANY WHERE ELSE NOT EVEN MY OWN BATHROOM.
I feel as though I'm being really bratty and just venting about things that i have and have to share and blah blah blah~
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