What is This Post Even About?!?!?!?

So just like the title says I have no clue why the heck I'm typing this. I was just on the Internet while we watched the proposal, which is such a legit movie, and I opened a new post page and was like "Hmmm I wanna write something but I don't know what." Thus this baby was born.
So I'm totes writing meh story and I am SOOOO FRICKEN STUCK RIGHT NOW!!!!!! I have all of teh boys at the cabin my family goes to every year. I needed a way to get through Christmas so I was like "wellllll" and then Aleah gave me a great idea for the cabin so it was like okay. Now that they're there I don't know what to do. I need them to get back to Korea so they can go on "Come to Play" (Legit T.V show that is totes hilarious) and then they're getting married in Korea. But the thing that I tell Aleah the most is "I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET FROM POINT A (The Cabin) TO POINT B (Korea).
And I get to go to Lissette's quinceanera. I can't wait cause I totes got a new dress that looks sooo great on me!
I've lost around 20 lbs from being on nutrisystem and I've totes gone down 2 pant sizes. WOOT!
. . . . I'm telling you this is just the most random post EVER! THE PROPOSAL IS SOOOO CUTE!!

Mother I Lied

So in my last post I said that I wanted that HUGE DBSK package with a billion DVD's and a poster and stuff. Then I was thinking about it last night. That thing is $70 and that is a lot of money. At first I thought "Well last year they spent $50 on just two DVD's (OHSHC)" But this isn't last year and then I remembered "Hey they just spent $300 for you to get more nutrisystem and they're spending $200 a month for your voice lessons"
So mom when you read this (cause i know you read my blog) would I like the big DVD thing. yes. Do I want you to get it for me? NO! Don't even think about it. If you get it for me I will feel soooo bad about it!!! So do I want the socks? YES! Those are totes cute and alot less expensive.

Birthday Present

So I totes showed these socks to my mother the other day

I think they are the cutest socks EVER!!!

So my mom was like "What do you want for your birthday?"

B: Well i want these socks but your going to think I'm obsessive

M: Well ya

B: So I don't know what I want

M: Come on your going to be 15

B: I know. I for serious want these socks

M: Well let me see them

B: *Shows her picture*

M: really?

B: ya. . . .

Then I called Aleah and was like "We could so just turn these socks upside down and mop the floor with Changmin's FACE! Cause changminnie is the devil"

SO FUNNY! But really Mom cause I know your reading this

http://cgi.ebay.com/Dong-Bang-Shin-Ki-TVXQ-Socks-5pair_W0QQitemZ150378754184QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item230345b088

Those are the socks

And I know that this is ALOT of money but if you look at whats in there it's actually a GOOD DEAL!

http://www.yesasia.com/us/dong-bang-shin-ki-all-about-dong-bang-shin-ki-season-3-6dvd-photobook/1020608770-0-0-0-en/info.html

LOVE YOU!!! and if you get me the DVD thing then I dont want ANYTHING for Christmas. :D

AWESOMEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO DATE!!

OMFRICKENGEEEEE!!!!! SO IM WRITING THIS IN ALL CAPS CAUSE IM SOOO HAPPY!!!
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOVIE 'HEAVEN'S POSTMAN' TO COME OUT AND IT'S AIRING DATE IS ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?!?! I THINK THAT THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD BE BETTER WOULD BE IF MY YOUNGWOONGIE JAEJOONGIE SHOWED UP AT MY HOUSE PERSONALLY TO WATCH THE MOVIE WITH ME THEN MARRY ME AND BE WITH ME FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Blog Making

I totes have not made a blog in a loooong time! I just made my cousin one and it was so hard to remember all the stuff i did to mine. I had to remember websites and codes . . . it was draining. I don't know if she'll like it though. . . .

Aleah

ALEAH!!! GET A BLOGGER!!!!

First of all my sweet enchanting American i can't update seeing as I don't have the first notebook with the story in it.

Second of all (does that sound right?) I'll add your picture when you are introduced in the story. It will show up on the post first then I will add it the side

Babe~ really~

Sweet Joongie~~~~~
ANOTHER TATTOOO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Really?~?~~?~?~?~?~?~?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
I love you babe but ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

BLEH

So I haven't posted in FOR FRICKEN EVER!!!! Soooo I shall update everyone on whats been happening in my life.

For starters ushering for theatre productions is a PAIN IN THE BUTT!!! Like I don't mind the dress shirts and ties but the job I was given was the hardest last night. I've ushered twice and each time I had the same job, to greet people and tell them that they can't sit in a certain spot. So the first night was totally easy because the girl who was doing the job with me was totes cool. Then last night, for those of you who know Christain the theatre major, he was my partner. So he acts really weird around me so that just creeps me out, but then he wouldn't stop trying to talk to me about how the way I greet people is too formal. I would say "Good Evening," or "Enjoy the Show" Where as he would say "Hi" or "Hey" to anyone who walked through the door. Then the seats were all full except for some single seats and the ones I was supposed to be guarding. Jazz and Jeremy weren't anywhere in sight so I couldn't open the seats and people were getting pissed at me and UGH it was horrible.

Oh and the kid who wears the lab coat, I DISCOVERED HIS NAME (Thanks Mary!!!) Dylan is his name and apparently he doesn't like me but he still acts like a total creeper to me and only me.

I have been talking to my cousin Aleah alot lately cause she totes ( i got that word from her) loves DBSK the same way I do so we always talk about how we are going to move to Korea together and when one of us meets our husband (mine being JaeJoong and hers being Xiah) we have to introduce the other girl to her husband. I totes think her and Xiah are like meant to be but she thinks other wise. She also loves the fact that her hubby is so Innocent and pure (cause Xiah doesn't drink and never smoked, he has his first kiss at age 20, he only has 1 earring and no tattoos and is a nice christian boy where was my husband used to smoke, drinks alot, had his first kiss in the 6th grade, has 11 body piercings has 2 tattoos and is an atheist.) So I think they will meet up somehow cause they are perfect for each other.

I got to page 155 on my new DBSK story which is a new personal record for me! Mr. Matulat thinks I should type it up but I've tried that. . . . I really cant type that fast, typing this has taken about 10 minutes so far. . . . So if any of my friends want to type it I might just let them IF VANEZZA EVER GIVES ME BACK THE FIRST PART!!!

So my family and I are going up to the cabin on Nevada Day for Halloween, and I'm taking Aleah! Going to be TOTES awesome. . .

Oh so you all know the song "I like big butts" well Aleah came up with a new version
" I like Korean boys and I can not lie, you other Asians can't deny, when a boy walks in with a mic in his hand and a smile on his face you get a date, yes this is fate, wait he's going on tour, I hate Chinese whores, so Chinese what, Japanese what, we don't like your singing, cause Koreans are hot and you are not so bring on DBSK HUH!"

The whole Chinese whore thing came from when DBSK went to Shanghai and Xiah performed "Xiahtic" there was this chick that was hired to dance with (more like on when you watch the video) with Xiah. So Aleah is set on that she wasn't hired because Xiah wouldn't do that, that the girl is some Chinese fan who jumped on stage. What an insane cousin I have.


So I auditioned for West Side Story and Antigone at my school. I signed up to be in the second group because the first group was full of the seniors who are always lead roles (Cody Canyon, Drew Lynch) But then some people didn't show for group 1 so they put me in there. So I was the only freshman in a group of juniors and seniors. Lucky for me only 2 other girls sang " A Boy Like That" 1 was flat and the other forgot the words. They cut me off ( because of time ) before the note at the end that I sound really horrible at hitting (the "Very smart Maria Very Smart!! " part) So i thought , I should at least get a call back for this. Then in Antigone I got on stage and was like "Hi my name is Brooke and my number is 17 .. . . . . . (pause that seemed forever long because i FORGOT MY MONOLOGUE) . . . . " then I remembered it and went on with out messing up the words. So I was like "okay no call back for that" Well I didn't get a call back PERIOD! Not even for west side!!!! Lets just say I went home early that day.

Ya so this is totes whats happened between the last time I blogged and now soooo ya.

OH WAIT! I almost had a heart attack today! I was watching The Star Show on YouTube and they had JaeJoong Oppa say a message to his future wife (so of course I was listening) He said "Baby, Baby when we get married I'll never sleep outside. Among the three meals a day I will cook one for you. I have the confidence of being a husband who does not have a pot-belly. I'll be good to you, so please give birth to pretty children."

I was like O_O then it was like x3!!!!!! I smiled like an idiot for the next hour after that.

Ya so NOW this is whats happened since the last time I blogged.